Monday, December 15, 2014

Christmas Naughty or Nice Test

When Christmas season is near, it's time to start worrying about how Santa is going to be treating you on the big day.  Are you sitting pretty on the Nice list?  Or have you been cast away to the dreaded Naughty list?  One could stress out for ages over this question.  Fear not though, because now there is an app for that!

Naughty or Nice is a free fingerprint scanning app that determines if you have been naughty or nice this year based on a biometric thumb print scan!  Of course, the app wont be able to switch which one of Santa's lists your name is on, but it will at least let you prepare in advance.  Sometimes bad news is easier to take if you have some time to get yourself ready.

Picture this scenario.  Your girlfriend has invited you to her parents house for Christmas day.  Things are really starting to get serious with this girl, and this will be your first time meeting her parents.  So Christmas morning comes, and there you are sitting in the den with her family, her father staring you in the face with his razor-like glare.  It's time to open stockings, and all eyes are on you.  Sweat drips down your face as you reach in to the stocking.  Her father appears to be getting angrier by the second.  Your girlfriend has a nervous look on her face.  You grab something in the stocking and pull it out in front of everybody: a lump of coal!  Santa has judged you to be a naughty boy, and now her whole family knows it.  Her father is red mad.  There is no way he is going to let some naughty boy near his daughter.  You are promptly thrown out onto the street.  Cold and broken, you try to make your way home in the snow, only do die in the middle of the road from hypothermia.  Worst.  Christmas.  Ever.

It doesn't have to be that way.  With the Naughty or Nice app, you could have been prepared for the coal in advance.  You could have stashed away a backup present, waited until Santa left, and switched the coal out for the backup gift.  Your girlfriend would have been relieved.  Her father would have given you his blessing to take her hand in marriage.  Her mother would have baked you cookies.  The possibilities are endless, and they will be endless for you too as soon as you download Naughty or Nice.

So where can you get the app?  Naughty or Nice is available for free for Android, iOS, Windows 8, Windows Phone, and online from within your browser from Ape Web Apps.  Find the download links below, and this Christmas season, be prepared!

Ape Market (direct Android .apk):

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